According Telegraph as many as 40 per cent only realised they were injured the morning after because they were overcome with passion and did not notice it at the time. Five per cent of people have had to take time off work because of sex related injuries. Two per cent had even been left with [...]
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Sex related injuries
May 10, 2010Sex And City
December 23, 2009Samantha: Anything else around here need milking? Carrie: Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts? Miranda: Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night? Carrie: Have you? Mr. Big: Have I what? Carrie: Ever been in love. Mr Big: [...]
If You Kiss Me
September 19, 2009A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back [...]
When You Are Dating
July 11, 2009When you are dating….. Farting is never an issue. When you are married ….You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you are dating….. He takes you out to have a good time. When you are married ….He brings home a 6 pack, and says “What are you going to [...]
