Samantha: Anything else around here need milking?
Carrie: Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts?
Miranda: Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?

Carrie: Have you?
Mr. Big: Have I what?
Carrie: Ever been in love.
Mr Big: Absofuckinglutely.
Samantha (upon seeing a firefighter): Hello, 911. I’m on fire.
Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you’ve slept with?
Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof – you’re a lesbian?
Samantha: I have a date with a dildo.
Samantha: I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you.
Samantha: If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world. And at the same time have our hands free.
Carrie: If you’re tired of New York you take a nap-a, you don’t move to Napa.
Samantha: I’m a trisexual. I’ll try anything once.
Carrie: It’s good to know that the ones you love will always be in your heart. And if your very lucky, only a plane ride away.
Carrie: I’ve talked to her twice. Once I was in a cowboy hat and once I was in my bra. I’m like friggin’ Annie Get Your Clothes On.
Samantha: Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy.
Carrie: Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that’s just fabulous.
Goth Kid: Life is pain, life is only pain. We’re all taught to believe in happy fairytale endings, but there is only blackness; dark depressing loneliness that eats away at your soul.
Carrie: Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them.
Samantha: Men aren’t that complicated. They’re kind of like plants.
Samantha: Men, they may have you on your knees, but you’ve got them by the balls.